Friday, December 03, 2004
Controversy Surrounds the New Dukes of Hazzard Film: Is She Hot...or Not?
Dukes of Hazzard: So the film production is under way, and within ten seconds of the first shoot, sneaky spoilerish spy 'journalists' caught their primary objective: photos of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
IronLung had this to say:
"...i fucking hate jessica simpson. she's a vapid little media whore without even the decency to fuck on film and leak it to the internet. that puts her a step BELOW paris hilton, cause at least paris owns the fact that she's a trick. simpson has the mental capacity of a fucking doorknob, the voice of an epileptic seagull, and a husband with the depth of the back of a spoon.
that said, though, she makes a pretty goddamn good daisy duke. now if she could just do something about the [_____] legs."
That about sums it up. I'd also like to add that the film is purported to be the first to use new, cutting-edge CGI technology, which will actually be able to digitally erase those fugly Ugg-boots and replace then with sperm-burping gutter puppy 6" strappy heels.